What My Husband and I Argued About This Week: The Encore

• Not taking things out of the dryer in a timely manner

• Not closing the bathroom door while pooping

• Pooping for too long

• Using too much toilet paper

• Leaving hair in the sink

• Not buying milk when one did not respond to a text asking, "Do you want me to buy anything at the grocery store?"

• Asking the other to “remind me about” too many times

• Why one is kissing the other before work when we never kiss before work

• Spending more money on Christmas presents for one set of parents over the other’s

• Not taking one’s glasses off when they fell asleep on the couch

• Picking up a shirt and asking, “Why is this here?”

• Serving dinner on paper plates

• Moving the lotion

• Buying Swiffer wet jet mop pads instead of Swiffer dusting pads

• Whether one has ADHD

• Who was closing the door

• Discovering a Christmas gift because one was asked to unpack the bag in which said gift was being stored

• Sharing an inappropriate, awkwardly timed, high school sex story during what had been a dignified double date with a respectable couple