What My Husband and I Have Argued About This Week

It is Wednesday. Here are the things my husband and I have fought about this week.

Who stepped in the dog shit right between our cars

Who is more handsome, Chris Hemsworth or Ryan Reynolds

Why men are handsome and women are hot

How to load the dishwasher

Not being able to hear the other speak, or rather is one deaf or is the other speaking too softly?

Feeding the pets after the other one just fed the pets

Not putting away a hammer

Why the other didn't laugh at a TikTok video

Using a debit card or credit card at the gas pump

Not accurately guessing the band, a clear indicator of being a disappointment to an entire generation

Refusing to eat a semi-cooked grilled cheese

Forgetting to pick up fluoride at CVS for the third day

Touching the curtains

Improperly hanging clothes on the drying rack

Whose job is harder

Standing in front of the TV

Eating the last of the pie

Laughing too loudly

Drinking directly from the sparkling water bottle

Talking to the other after 9 pm

An argument from 2002